i see london, i see france, i see...through your (python) pants?

No applause necessary for how witty this post title is, we already know how hilaaaaarious we are. Just kidding. But really, I laugh to myself every time I look at the title. So yes, these pants are see-through. But no, you can’t see my underwear. There is a really convenient pair of silky shorts built in that save me from humiliation. I like the idea of things not being exactly what they seem to be, which is why I thoroughly enjoy these pants. They’re sensual, in a demure way. “All legendary heartbreakers know that nothing is more alluring than a Mona Lisa Aura of Mystery. That secret untold, that appointment not kept, that willful concealing of what’s most desired…The seduction isn’t in taking it all off, it’s in putting it all on.” - Vogue (US) -BL